The Shame. The Un-ending Shame!!!

As you must have noticed by now Viewer there have recently been some staff cuts in the Average Player office. 
We lost some good faces, like dear Mike, and then some faces that were hard to look at, like Erica. My god her mug...
Anyway you should rest easy, Viewer in knowing that I, Spencer Casolo, am still here and part of the staff. But that's not all! We have also hired someone new! Stephen! So, you know what that means Viewer. That's right! I am now part of the "Old School" Average Players. 

I have been around for more then one generation, Stephen is the new kid on the block and I, the block elder!
So let me rhetorically ask you this Viewer; why is it that even though I am the esteemed elder, survivor of the destructive Cast Cuts, when you click on the little tab 'Cast Blogs' my name appears under Stephens!?!!?!1?!11?!one!!!exclamationpoint! 

I have worked my perfectly sculpted butt off and this is how they repay me!? I toiled and suffered every single time I clicked that button and seeing my face appear on the VERY BOTTOM of the little scroll out box! But I endured it! I withstood it! I said "Oh Spencer, it is only because you are the new guy. It isn't personal. Put the knife down and go to bed."
But now, NOW! I see that I am still on the bottom!?

There is only one way to solve this injustice!

Okay I mean one legal way.
What was that Viewer? Talk to Boss Zac like a normal human and ask for this simple favor?

..... Viewer stop talking nonsense. I was thinking more along the lines of you Viewer sending several annoying emails to Boss Zac's Average Player email address demanding my position moved up on the scrolly text thingy!!

I need your help Obi-Wan Ka-Viewer. YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!!