The Lost Podcast

Viewer, you're probably wondering where last weeks podcast is.
Well the answer is Boss Zac screwed everything up horribly and is not fit to wear the title of commander in chief.
He has hurt many he loved and has shed many a tear.
Basically the entire thing got screwed up due to some technical stuff and now you, viewer, have been denied a podcast that I personally appeared in.

Now the reason I am even bringing it up, and letting loose all these fantastic possibilities of wondrous podcast longevity into your imagination, is because I had my first ever staff topic about a bunch of new releases and awesome stuff that the company Atlas and Shin Megami Tensei were coming out with.
Any way most of it is now out in the internet for you to find, but there is one more thing I would like to add.

There is now a Persona 4 anime out. I say this Viewer, on the off chance you enjoy the animations of Japan.

I say it may be worth checking out, but in the mean time lets pray Zac is a little more vigilant in the future so you don't have to miss anything else. 

Damn you "The New Girl"!!

If you happen to remember my first post, viewer, then you know that this whole average player radio thing, while incredibly fun and relevant to my interests, was merely a side job I was putting up with until I could get my cable tv spin off series with one Zooey Deschanel. 
Well a new show has just started airing called The New Girl starring none other then who?
Thats right Viewer, Zooey Deschanel! Needless to say I am not in this show.

Lets forget the fact that I am beyond hurt that Zooey did not refuse this role without me to accompany her, (after all the fan mail, locks of hair and severed fingers I have sent her, you think she would be a little more loyal to our team up.) I am also peeved off at the show itself! Yes it is hilarious and adorable all packed in one, but that is why its so bad! Essentially the entire show was stolen from me! I wrote all of it into one super awesome manuscript which I sent to a producer's company and they just ripped it all off from me! 

They did change some minor details in order to avoid law suits though making me completely unknown in their twisted corporate game! In my version it wasn't three men living with Zooey's character. it was just me.
Oh and it wasn't about her fitting into her new lifestyle it was about me and her playing naked volleyball a lot. 
You can see where they altered it in black and white. Its sick.

Oddly enough, they did make Zooey's boyfriend who cheated on her named Spencer... But I am sure that was just coincidence.  
Now If you excuse me I have to follow up on some law suit threat letters that have been ignored by a certain company! 

The Shame. The Un-ending Shame!!!

As you must have noticed by now Viewer there have recently been some staff cuts in the Average Player office. 
We lost some good faces, like dear Mike, and then some faces that were hard to look at, like Erica. My god her mug...
Anyway you should rest easy, Viewer in knowing that I, Spencer Casolo, am still here and part of the staff. But that's not all! We have also hired someone new! Stephen! So, you know what that means Viewer. That's right! I am now part of the "Old School" Average Players. 

I have been around for more then one generation, Stephen is the new kid on the block and I, the block elder!
So let me rhetorically ask you this Viewer; why is it that even though I am the esteemed elder, survivor of the destructive Cast Cuts, when you click on the little tab 'Cast Blogs' my name appears under Stephens!?!!?!1?!11?!one!!!exclamationpoint! 

I have worked my perfectly sculpted butt off and this is how they repay me!? I toiled and suffered every single time I clicked that button and seeing my face appear on the VERY BOTTOM of the little scroll out box! But I endured it! I withstood it! I said "Oh Spencer, it is only because you are the new guy. It isn't personal. Put the knife down and go to bed."
But now, NOW! I see that I am still on the bottom!?

There is only one way to solve this injustice!

Okay I mean one legal way.
What was that Viewer? Talk to Boss Zac like a normal human and ask for this simple favor?

..... Viewer stop talking nonsense. I was thinking more along the lines of you Viewer sending several annoying emails to Boss Zac's Average Player email address demanding my position moved up on the scrolly text thingy!!

I need your help Obi-Wan Ka-Viewer. YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!!

What The Fuck Is MetaKnight?

Seriously. From the Kirby games. 
What the Fuck is he? 

The Perfect Crime

Well Reader as you should know (because you keep yourself updated one every aspect of my life, like a proper fan SHOULD!) Mt TV has been on the rather malfunctiony side as of the late. However, my telemundo is now finally back in action and as a result I now step back into the world of gaming after a long hiatus. Everything is pretty much as I remember it from when I left. Graphics haven't changed much, and no new systems have been released since my departure from the gaming world.

I immediately immersed myself into a game I started but never got to finish, L.A. Noir and started blowing through it like it was a two ply tissue and I had the sniffles. (Which I actually did for the past couple of days thanks for caring.) Playing through I noticed all the consistencies and inconsistencies that occur in the crimes and all the methods that the police use to solve them, and I became pretty darn good at solving crimes.... perhaps.... a little TOO good...

These crimes became child's play to me! My highly keen detective mind was no longer challenged. At first there was nothing that could be done. "Ah well, im too amazing. Mine as well finish the game." 
That is what I though.... until! My C.B. Radio happened to pick up the most interesting broadcast. The supreme court had a ruling about violent video games and some nonsense with the first amendment!  We video gamers one with flying colors of course, but at that moment the gears began to turn in my head. 

That was when I decided to stop with the nonsense of the crimes given to me in L.A. Noir, and create my OWN crime, the PERFECT crime, that pits my wits against the Supreme Court themselves! Now I know what your thinking and yes I am utterly brilliant. Well... what you may be thinking is "why on earth would an avid video gamer go against the supreme court ruling in favor of violent video games by creating a crime." 
Well my feelings can not be expressed in words. It is merely to play the ultimate game against the ultimate players.
 I tell you of my plan Reader, because I know no one can stop me! I have all the insight on how Police work thanks to L.A. Noir. They will touch all of the evidence with their bare hands, but never ever bag it and bring it back to the police department, haha fools! Even if they find me and question me, all I have to do is not start spouting my entire confession if they click the lie button.
And I even learned from the criminals too. Never run from the police. They can sprint at maximum speed for as long as they want. Its amazing. They can also hyjack any car they want without keys. It is impressive.

I now go to plot my crime. You will not know when it happens, nor will you know what it is. It is so brilliant I myself may not know what it is. But I assure you, Reader, It will be dastardly