2011. Let it Come

Charles G. Here with your new update of my ever-so popular blag and would like to wish all of my loyal followers a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!1! I hope all of your holidays were great, my Kwanzaa was excellent thank you. I got some rocks, a hemp hat and Assassins Creed brother hood and Grand Turismo 5, which are two succulent games (see mine and Andy's review of Grand Turismo (excellent)). So far brother hood is all its lived up to be, but I'm not the expert in that field, but from as an average player of video games I love it. the plot is good and so are the graphics and game play (including the new online, check it out). But I would like to bring to your attention the new year that is at hand, for this is the penultimate year till our doomsday (December 2012). SO in order to live it up before then you should all have the time of your lives: making love to beautiful people, discovering your purpose, and of course, by playing the new games! Now you may be asking yourself, "well Charles I already discovered my purpose in life, and I already have sex with beautiful people on a regular basis, but what of these new upcoming games? i haven't heard about them" well than congrats to you cuz i still need to figure out my purpose and im still holding my V-Card with proud (or another emotion lolz). Anyway to answer your question, there are a few upcoming games that I personally am looking forward to, and because I am I assume everyone else is too. In as close to chronological order as it'll be, the games are as follows: Little Big Planet 2, Pokemon Black/White (and the unannounced/real Grey) Portal 2 and Uncharted 3. Yes those are the only games at this time that have my undivided attention, and for good reason. They are all great games, all of them sequels to probably even better games and they each deserve their own explanation. 

Little Big Planet 2: Well this game which comes out January 16 is the sequel to the perfect creationist game of all time (maybe not, but I like this better) Little Big Planet is the PS3 exclusive game where you create everything, right down to the characters design/appearance. You are given tools and you can build levels and publish them on the PSN, or Playstation Network for those that do not know. If you have played LBP you may be wondering how you can possibly make a sequel to a game where you create everything yourself, and the answer is simple. If x is the amount of freedom you had to create with in LBP, than x cubed is your freedom in LBP2. They have unlocked more doors for you, and that is what is so great. But if your anything like me, you may not be very creative. But the beauty is that although you may not be fully aware of what to do, or how to create your dream level, you can play someone else's to get ideas, or just for the greatness of playing original levels. 

Pokemon Black and White: Now this category is not as much in need of a description, it's the 5th generation of the classic game, pokemon. What's new about this game? 3D cities, and 100 something new pokemon and an all new story. I'm still waiting for the master game when they start you off from the most previous genoration, and you play through all the gyms until your in the next gen, and the next etc. until you reach the original game and you fight Ash at the end with a level 200 pikachu (yes they have to adjust the leveling system) This is my dream. But until then, i'm perfectly content playing these games. This one drops March.

Portal 2: This is the sequel to one of the best games of all time. Portal (which is on the Orange Box) is the simply designed puzzle game where you have a gun than shoots a portal which connects to another portal, and you use this to conquer challenges, ya know. I have heard many things about the new one, but from my understanding it is much like the first, only with better graphics and a vexing plot. But i am not the expert on this game, so look it up in the new section, I'm sure chris put something about it there.

The last game that is being released, and my most anticipated game of the year is: 

That's right, Uncharted 3- the third in the godly trilogy by Naughty Dog. This game series has been my favorite, and it's PS3 exclusive so that's one indicator of how AWESOME it is. This, for those who do not know, is the widely popular 3rd person shooter/adventure game starring Nathan Drake, a treasure hunter who always gets into shenanigans (and by shenanigans i mean crazy gun fights and uncovering lost truths of the world) His first game, which appeared two years ago(?) takes place in a tropical island where he fights with pirates for some mysterious statue, made entirely of Gold. In the second game, they introduced multiplayer, and they also had him search for the lost treasures of Marco Polo, who lost several of his ships upon returning from Asia. So they search for the Chitamini Stone, and it's intense. The graphics in these games are some of the best I've seen, so I can't wait for the new addition to this series.

IF you- yea you- if you have any games you are anticipating, let me know at charlesgaglione@averageplayer.com and yes, I know I have a following of ZERO but, hopefully the lost soul that stumbles upon this page will read this. AS a thank you for reading, I leave you with this: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

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