Average Player Podcast

Editor-in-Chief/CEO

SUPREME RULER OF ALL PODCAST-KIND! ...Or a nerd who hosts a general geekery podcast with some friends. You decide.

Web Manager

Nick is not a scene kid. 

Tech Editor/Public Relations

[EDIT: John still has never written a bio of himself...]

[SECOND EDIT: John has never been seen by a human and lived, so no photograph is avaliable.]

Community Manager

My name is Will. When I'm bored I sometimes write less than half-assed articles. I also get addicted to games that shouldn't be able to be addicting. Video games are my crack in all bluntness and when I get my hands on an den slightly addicting one people I know wonder if I recently died and they didn't hear about it. I like fishing too..... Fishing games are more than crack to me..... But actual fishing is the best. I'm a stereotypical gamer...... I only have a good quality computer in my basement which is like a dank cave it's under ground dimly lit and cold and unforgiving (just like your mother oooookooi) and I can spend days on end down there. I'm a bad WoW player. I played 8 hours straight once and for two months one year I played two hours a day. If it's playable I'm bound to get addicted. Well that's me in a nutshell, a nice hard delicious wall-nut shell (plants vs. Zombies reference hahahah see what I mean I got and am currently addicted to that and even if you read this article twenty years from now it'll still be a true I'll still be addicted to it. Sources for this include patterns in my music and RTS addiction been playing age of mythology for six years and it's not getting old, still listening to S.O.A.D. After a good year) and yeah that's all you need to know. Find out any more and I'll think your a creepy bastard (or bitch for a female listeners. Zac told me we had one so even if I have my doubts I'll put this in for safety and insurance reasons. We already had that toad problem).

Executive News Editor

Who am I? You ask. Well, faithful follower, I am your humble Minister of Propaganda. It is my duty to boardcast the news as I see fit. I shall bring you updates from across the globe, informing you of what is occurring without you ever needing to leave the comfort of this website. It is all apart of the plan, the strive towards the true goal. But that, faithful follower, is for another time. Just remember: The path is broad and we shall walk it side by side.

Executive Reviews Editor

Hey, so yea. I'm a writer here, i direct video stuff, and I've got my own podcast...about not videogames surprisingly. So basically I'm a big fan of Nintendo and Sony stuff, and, like everyone else, I obviously love pokemon. I'm awesome.

Staff Writer

I have descended from my divinve throne of knowledge and wisdom to guide you in your years of turmoil, and will stop at nothing to give you what you need.  As your great master I shall of course refer to you with the affectionate term of drones, and will demand you to play certain games, but other than that I shall remain benevolent towards you people. Now let us journey onward together and take the path of greater learning, and pleasure from our games.

Also i really love microsoft and a few scattered PC games, mainly RTSs, and FPSs with some RPGs thrown in there.

harry <3

Staff Writer

Hi my name is Charles. People call me Chuck, Chip, Chaz, Charizard, Charzini, Charles, or the occasional Chuckie. Not charlie, only tools are named Charlie. Anywho, regardless of what you call me, I am here mostly to do the Podcasts, and in the near future host some of our first video podcasts. I have the occasional article, but if your looking for a good read (which all of the articles are) i would defer you to my colleagues. I am known primarliy for the obscene amount of time i spent on the Scott Pilgrim Series, and if you have any questions on anything related to that i am the guy to go to. I also am in the PS3 camp, but i am NOT a fan boy. Some games of choice are pokemon, uncharted, and the gems of NES/SNES such as mario bros, legend of zelda, and duckhunt.

Also, according to Nick, i look like a massive sea creature who weighs no less than 800 pounds, and gets disgruntled easily. But that's just Nick. Nobody really values his opinion.

EDIT i think this image is more fitting.